On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave me divorce papers. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave me two battling lawyers. On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave me three screaming children. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love took from me five golden rings. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave me six curses in six languages. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave me seven circles of hell. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave me eight days to move out. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave me nine outstanding credit card debts. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave me, ten years of heartbreak.
~J
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