I have not come this far only to be turned away

I reached the crossroads only to find my options were limited to complicated questions.

When I asked my higher power for the answer his response was "Two Hundred and Twenty Two"

So I now need to find out what the ultimate question was.

I decided to take 3 short cuts only to be stopped by the Karma Police

Apparently I ignored the yield sign and did not allow the baby monkeys the right of way.

If I had to do it again I would have given the monkies a ride.

My car had enough gas for the next 112 miles, but not enough gas to make it another 23.

So I went back to my house to do to pick up another 59 cents.

It took me nomore than 5 minutes and no less then 20.

My problem was not in the math but in the fact that the physics could not uphold the law.